It comes with the gender

A phrase used to answer a question, posed by the opposite gender, about the mysteries of the answerers gender.

Julie "Why do you men enjoy pooping and steak so much?"
Jack "It comes with the gender?"

Paul "Why do girls go in huddles to the bathroom?"
Sally "It comes with the gender."

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late come

Arrival late to class under the Professor Rami Arav. Late come is cause for automatic dismissal from the classroom and an issuing of a failing grade.

Professor Arav: "No LATE COME!"
Foreign Student: "I apologize for my late come"
Professor Arav: "too late you fail because of late come"
Foreign Student: "@^*# #&(^@%&#!"

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come caca

Eat shit

"Mom, there's nothing to eat!!"
"Come caca."

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come hither

This technique is a form of fingering a woman's vagina. A man or woman must make the boy scout sign with their index and middle finger, and then insert these fingers into another woman's vagina, palm up. As the the fingerer withdraws the fingers, they must curl them up, as if you were beckoning to someone to "come hither", rubbing the G spot. When combined with oral sex techniques, namely licking of the clitoris, this can be very stimulating.

"Yeah, keep licking me. Okay, now come hither me, too!"

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come up

1) to grow up
2) to rise from the streets
3) to succeed

Trouble Man, by Marvin Gaye
"I come up hard, baby,
But now I`m cool.
I didn` make it, sugah,
Playin' by the rules."

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Come On Eileen

A mixture of Cream Soda and Peach Schnapps in a 3:1 ratio

Man, I could really go for a Come On Eileen right now.

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Come Dumpster

A slut; or A person that "collects" come from many sources. Usually has very low self-esteem.

Jenny is such a come dumpster, I bet I could find a gallon of come in her.

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