To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
'Grifter Confidence' a term used for people in politics who come across as confident in their arguments, even if they are factually wrong. People believe the Grifter because they come across as confident and sure of their arguments even if they are widely debunked.
'(insert grifter name) exhibits 'Grifter Confidence'. He has a deep serious tone to his voice which displays confidence even though his argument is factually wrong'
The ability to do the cringiest shit and post it for everyone to see
Friend 1: Bro did u see that guy
Friend 2: Yes bro he has Adegbola confidence oh
The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.
Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.
when you're not sure if it's a shit or a fart but you take your chances
"i couldn't hold it in any longer at my daughter's recital so i took a confident turtle"
When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?
I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked