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absolutely terrible. if you want to die of boredom, come here.
the schools are good, but just about everything else is awful.
the people are mostly terrible, white-stuck-up-bleached-hair-botox-addicted 50 year old women are the apocalypse of connecticut, and their children are their minions.
Help me, I want to get out of connecticut.
Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
When she shits out your dick during anal sex.
Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.
The act of taking a pancake and wrapping it around your erect penis proceded by violently jerking the pancake around the phallus until finishing in the pancake, often done with syrup. Best served while warm.
Hey man I fed my little sister my connecticut corndog leftovers this morning. She asked for pancakes and she got them, she later came back for seconds. YUM.
When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
If Heroin had a white baby with alcoholism and stayed tightest - they would raise that kid in Plainville Connecticut and that kid would be valedictorian of the high school because the parents stayed together.
I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.
When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.
Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!