when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.
"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"
"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"
When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.
My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.
The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.
She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.
When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.
If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.