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vagina cop

A girl who protects her friends from making bad decisions with guys. A type of female cock block.

That girl is being a vagina cop

by G diggity January 30, 2009

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Grammar Cop

n. One whose job it is to observe and correct the improper use of grammar.

Ex. 1
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."

Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.

by Brocrastinater September 15, 2009

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Honest cop

something that doesn't exist

Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?

Honest cop: Nope

Judge: I totally believe you!

by Hotpocketsboy December 7, 2010


Cop-speak

The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.

Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"

by glamrocker October 6, 2009

54πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


cop a chicken

to get,obtain,sell a kilo of cocaine.cop means to get steal or obtain.and chicken is kilo of cocaine because it evolved to birds which evolved to chickens.

Man 1: why do you have all that money with you in that car
Man 2:im about to go cop a chicken

by Tyler aka sexy June 21, 2009

60πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


camping cops

Camping cops are players often in a ROBLOX game known as Jailbreak who sit around the Bank, Jewelry Store, Museum, Donut Shop, Gas Station, Power Plant, Cargo Train, Passenger Train, or even jail and wait for criminals to get close to them so they can arrest and get cash. The cop who arrested the criminal will get 200 cash (240 for vips) and in some cases a bounty if the criminal had one like when the criminal has robbed or shot a cop. Cops often camp at robbing places or jail so criminals cannot rob or escape jail. They can also camp where criminals are prohibited to be at such as a police station or the sewers. They may also camp vehicle spawns like the Prison Camaro.

Camping cops and raging criminals in a script

Cop: *arrests the criminal near the jewelry store*
Criminal: No life camper!!
Cop: Wow, that’s salty!
Criminal: *smashes keyboard and leaves the server*

by Joey2871 December 2, 2019

60πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Rent-a-cop

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

by Fat Tony January 13, 2004

552πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž