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1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)
2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!
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Tj couch is a name for a boy. This typical person is a faggot.
Tj couch is a fag. He is a fag that dated lexi.
Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.
Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...
When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing
Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.
Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.
To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.
Kade: hey bro let's move the couch.
Aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.
A raise in your pay that equates to change that can be found in ones couch. Often this change comes from your own pockets or guests who sit down on your couch.
"Hey, I heard you got a 3% raise, congrats!"
"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."
"Couch raise?"
"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"