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I wish I could but I donโ€™t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you arenโ€™t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I donโ€™t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

by Kyle Strangle April 27, 2006

66๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

This is lyrics from Taylor swift's song ''dress''. (Album: "reputation") This is clearly her most sexualized lyrics from her music career, this lyrics also caused a huge shock in fandom.

Joe Alwyn: -Wow awesome dress, honey
Taylor Swift: - Thanks sweetie, only bought this dress, so you could take it off.

by noitsluka August 2, 2019


You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One.

A Typical Slogan for a Department Store in 2006

Carla: Hi my Name is Carla Shaw
Carla: You could Stop at 5 or 6 Stores, or Just One... I Don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Carla Jump Dances

by GameShibe October 26, 2018

23๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

by tonyfamous November 2, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


in a world without gold we could have been heroes

So he's saying if there wasn't such a thing as money or currency then their longing for adventure and thrill seeking tendencies couples with their โ€œnobleโ€ desires to improve the world and seek freedom would have led them to being heroes. Basically saying their greed wins out so they pillage and thieve.

in a world without gold we could have been heroes -Blackbeard ac4

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021