courtesy lift

for women/those who sit to pee When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, so you lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.

When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, you courtesy lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.

Courtesy stretch

Tugging on your man meat to engorge for photo op, ideal for growers not showers

I hope you gave it the courtesy stretch before you sent that snap of your man meat

Courtesy Fluff

Concealing fur surrounding the perimeter of the anus of an animal.

I can't see that long-haired cat's anus at all, it has abundant butt hole courtesy fluff.

Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.

I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.

Courtesy Flush

When a woman douches in-between hookups at a social gathering.

Person one: Dude I heard you got sloppy seconds.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.

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Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors

Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!

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Courtesy Clap

The act of awarding someone with a single clap to recognize that they have just said a bad joke.

BadJokeTeller: "Hey guys, (-- bad joke here --)."

Audience: (silence and awkward looks)

Bystander: "Courtesy Clap" (clap)

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