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cois crawl

the act of an impatient and idiotic Quebecois creeping across the intersection in anticipation of the light turning green, often times landing the individual half-way through the intersection or farther before the light changes.

That fat, toothless Quebecois man just cois crawled his way throught the whole intersection!

by nuck chorris November 27, 2013


Thong Crawl

When a girl has only a thong on, and is crawling across the bed towards you to suck your dick

Make her thong crawl like she my pet” -Buso

by Buso614 May 18, 2018


Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 14, 2012


low crawl

When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).

From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.

These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.

I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.

by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020


coco crawl

exploring anal sex with another

He's going to be doing the coco crawl with her tonight

by Burtboy November 5, 2011


coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.

Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.

by jLegend September 26, 2020


crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015