crop dusting

breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

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Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.

Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.

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Crop dusting

The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!

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Crop Top

Something that Middle-School aged Females should NEVER EVER FUCKING WEAR! God, it makes me sooooo fucking mad that they do. Like, what parent would let their teen girl walk out of the house in a crop-top, especially in winter?
Like it makes me so mad to the point that... ykw, nm.

The new rule at insert school name here states, "NO FUCKING CROP TOPS PER THE COUNTY REQUEST." LL the crop tops, ig?

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Crop Rape

When crops with Genetically Engineered DNA breed with organic crops (Corn, Soy, Canola, Cotton)...and the owner of the Seed Patent (probably the Monsanto Corporation) will then sue the owner of the hybrid plant, and force the organic farmer to pay Monsanto Corporation and/or destroy the crop/seeds. Usually ending in bankruptcy for the organic farmer and the destruction of generations of naturally cultivated seeds.

"The Round-Up Ready seed Crop Rape (ed) my field and sprouted, and crossed with my corn, and Monsanto sued me and I had to burn all my seed and now I have to sell my field because I can't feed my family."

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Crop Duster

Sexual act where a male ties a female up, sets up a fan in front of her face, and masturbates into the fan until ejaculation, thus splattering the discharge all over the female's face.

Susie: Tommy, last time you gave me a crop duster you ruined my new top!

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close crop

1) third string wide receiver for the Hackensack Comets.

2) Someone who does a lot of stupid things

3) Nickname for someone who rocks a close crop hairstyle for almost all their life

1) Yo, check out my dude close crop sitting on the bench

2) Hey man, look at that close crop trying to spit to this girl that already go out with someone

3) U know what, since u always get a close crop, ima call u Close Crop

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