bread crumbs

Derived from the term "bread", used in place of the word "money". Bread crumbs are small change, ie. quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies.

Person 1: Yo dawg, I's found me some mad bread crumbs while I was cleaning mah sofa.
Person 2: Fo real, cuz? That's straight crazy. Wee'z can go to WacArnolds and get a big bucket o' grease fries.

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Butt Crumbs

Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.

Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry!

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muffin crumbs

this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.

I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.

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Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop

-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better

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vag crumbs

the cheese like particles that are excreted from a vagina due to a vaginal infections

OMG i just saw that girls panties and there are vag crumbs all up in it

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asshole crumbs

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.

After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.

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Crumb Piece

An unattractive female.

That troll bitch was a crumb piece!