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Sam Suiciide/Komiazyk/Vakalis
Pieces off poo stuck to ones bum from too much anal sex that get hard and look like crumbs and end up everywhere.
Flinders street rat: Hey what are those crumbs on the floor?
Sam: My butt crumbs, sorry!
this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.
I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.
The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop
-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
the cheese like particles that are excreted from a vagina due to a vaginal infections
OMG i just saw that girls panties and there are vag crumbs all up in it
Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.
After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.
Masturbating, usually in a public place over clothing
Yo I saw that dude brushing crumbs under the desk during math class.
WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICK AT THE BEACH, AND YOUR FUCKIN HER. YOU TAKE OUT YOUR COCK, DIP IT IN THE SAND, AND PUT IT BACK IN HER PUSSY.. CRUMB DONUT
I GAVE THAT BITCH A CRUMB DONUT LAST NIGHT AT THE BEACH.