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norm cruz

someone who's being a STUPIDFACE and doin' some bad shit even tho he's smarter than that.

Norm Cruz is smart, but not right now.

by Colee March 20, 2004

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UC Santa Cruz

A 4 year university located at the top of a hill looking over Monterey Bay. UCSC is known for 420, or April 20th of every year, a day dedicated to smoking weed in a field with thousands of people to light enormous blunts and get high. UCSC is also known for its hippie-loving, liberal, feminist, and stoner stereotypes.

The UC Santa Cruz mascot is a banana slug, chosen for its "docile and peaceful" nature. It basically embodies Santa Cruz's laid-back vibe and works perfectly as a very non-intimidating mascot since Santa Cruz has no sports teams to boast about. School pride is lacking since most of the school's population is too busy taking bong rips and eating munchies anyways.

The school's campus itself is considered one of the most beautiful campuses in the US. The entire campus is a redwood forest. You'll do a lot of walking on the UCSC campus because the buses are always late and take too long anyways.

UC Santa Cruz is often said to have a very quiet nightlife and weekend parties merely consist of smoking weed. If you're a stoner, that's probably true. For the 21+, Motiv and the Red Room become common bar stops. And house parties happen every weekend, its just about finding them since they’re DL because of the 10 PM city curfew.

Overall an often underrated, funky college campus with good things to see and people to meet for an open-minded college student.

Joe Shmoe: "Its 420@ Let's head over to UC Santa Cruz!"

by vchristina July 13, 2011

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Sophia Dela Cruz

THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL MEET WHO STEALS YOUR FOOD.

SOPHIA DELA CRUZ STOLE ME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

by S.LaurenX December 18, 2019


Santa Cruz Slurpy

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

by CSBoi October 25, 2016


UC Santa Cruz

A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.

*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 29, 2019

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Santa Cruz Time

a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.

Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.

by MoonFlower February 23, 2017


Santa Cruz Lemonade

A sex act where you urinate into a glass, add a large amount of sugar, then force your partner to drink it.

"Have you ever tried a Santa Cruz Lemonade? It's all natural and very fresh!"

by Whargarble August 24, 2017