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Courville curse

Courville Curse

It is a family curse It’s origin is described in the book The Gothic Story of Courville Castle published in 1801. The real family curse is the men die young typically in their 60’s the females live well into their 80-90, also Male Courville’s normally suffer from many failed marriages and are known to have many children with many women looking their whole short lives for that happy family they so desperately long for. All Male Courville’s fear dyeing alone. The female Courville’s fare much better in their life as soon as they give up the maiden name Courville, hence giving up the curse. All Courvills have been said to be extra sensitive to the after world and are said to be empathic. Also Known for being very good lovers hence the reason they are able to have many children with many different women. Females can’t help to be attracted to what is call a vampire pheromone.

Girl 1: Wow who is that guy!
Girl 2: Ohh that's a Courville I would stay away from him, he suffers from The Courville curse!
Girl 1: What kind of curse?
Girl 2: Well you will fall madly in love with him, get married and have his baby but you wont stay married...

by Mr háñdsòme June 14, 2015


The Lindsy curse

The habitual opening of ones mouth spewing bullshit statements using the words never,always,and not in this life time, I don't see it happening. Then having to publicly recant having to remove ones foot from ones mouth about the prior statement.

"The Lindsy curse"
I will never get married ,I don't see it happening in this lifetime again I always said I don't want or believe in falling in love. then

Then 5 mos later I am in love!!!!! then 7 mos Later I got married

by sick_goul February 19, 2010


goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.

Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse

by reffin94:) April 28, 2013


Tj's Curse

Whenever Tj declares that a character is his favorite regardless of the anime, that character is bound to perish.

"Wow Kakyoin is my favorite character in Stardust Crusaders" *dies* "Well, fuck Tj's Curse."

by DankM3Mer69 July 3, 2021


The Scotsman's Curse

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

by mustin,dustymartin October 23, 2020


Koronba's Curse

Imagine a line of how well people can treat unexpected popularity suddenly busting their bubble of reality, and, of that line, of where the other can go to extreme length to let all the praise and positivity go through their head and boost their ego, eventually letting their career go to a uncontrollable downward spiral through controversies, and controversies. Or by the other extreme, of where the other one try their damnedest to curb stomp and limits their popularity gain through trying to talk their fans out, and if that doesn't work, they will resort to (usually bad) tactics of trying to limit the amount of people seeing their artistry through very unorthodoxy methods, and, (if even that doesn't work) full-out guilt tripping their audience to make them fully submit and stop spreading their works through the direct attack to their moral compass.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in you're computer?

Person 2: Well, i currently trying to delete all of the things i uploaded to the internet, i don't think all of the efforts that i put into these works will be worth it anymore.

Person 1: Are... Are you suffering from the Koronba's Curse?

by Ronba March 9, 2023


Cutler's Curse

After the Chicago Bears and their dunce GM Ryan pace parted way with QB Jay Cutler, the team was given a six-year curse in honor of Cutler's jersey number where the team will face a six-year period of misery and despair. The curse expires after the year 2023 -- the same year Cutler will be eligible to be voted into the Hall of Fame.

The Bears signed Nick Foles, Mike Glennon, and drafted Mitchell Trubisky. When will Cutler's curse ever end?

by Jay Cutler HOF 2023 March 18, 2020