The Zane Cycle

When Zane repeats the following list;
1. Starts argument
2. Loses argument
3. Resorts to low-brow insults
4. Acts tough
5. Plays victim
6. Rinse and Repeat

Me: Oh no, he's using the Zane Cycle
Guy: Shut the fuck up you're ugly

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cycle fuck

when there is a line of 3 or more women lying in front of a guy and he proceeds to do them left to right, going through the line at least twice (reserved for porn stars and Brad Pitt)

"I was at this party and a bunch of girls wanted me so we went to a room and I cycle fucked 'em. Now I can barely walk."

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Cycle Slut

A promiscuous female that purposely hangs around bars and etc where there is a large presence of bikers and riders in hopes that she can hook up with a "bad boy, rebel type"

"That cycle slut doesnt know when to stop does she? She's been on the back of every guys bike in town"

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G-Cycle

To recycle used electronics

"You've to g-cycle your cell phone dude. It's just good sense"

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Cycle Count

The act of riding so many guys that one cannot count.

Keith loves cycle counting at parties. Hey, how did cycle counting go last week?

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MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

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Cycle Rage

1. The rage one feels while trying to enjoy a nice drive but instead has to slow down excessively or dangerously pass road cyclists repeatedly.

2. The desire to taunt, mock or disdain people who chose to wear matching spandex bike outfits complete with logos that make them appear as if they've been sponsored. This feeling is often intensified if the outfit matches their bike and helmet or if the person is visibly out of shape.

My cycle rage got so bad that when I was passing the 19th cyclist on my drive I felt tempted to tap him off the road with my car.

Ultimately I blame Lance Armstrong for my cycle rage... he was the one that made riding bikes on roads in ridiculously tight spandex cool.

When I saw that fat guy splattered with spandex logos on his bike my cycle rage started spiraling out of control. We all know he's not sponsored.

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