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A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.
"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."
"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."
Ancient godly levels, where 69 funny numbers chat
I LOVE BEING IN Daily Chat! It is so 69 funny, and I found the funny!!!! GD Daily chat is so g a y lol.
This occurs following {afternon delights} (with or without a {chinese medicine man}) Promptly after the sex the female makes a meal consisting of a bologna {chipwich} with BBQ chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate milk. While she is tending to the meal the man rolls over smokes a cigarette and watches the history channel while eating. The history channel may be substituted for Discovery or National Geographic.
Hey babe when we get back from the mall you owe me a Daily Bailey
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a segment in which user devonhales.jpg hosts a killer talk show on live and kills the gays™️ with her finger guns
omg i can’t wait to watch today’s daddy’s dailys with devon!
When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.
Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.
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An "English"-language newspaper published in Bacolod city, in the Visayan region of the Philippines.
Has been in circulation for several decades but interestingly, the quality of writing has stayed at the 3rd grade level. However, the tabloid journalism and idiotic reporting makes for an occasional good laugh.
Currently, the paper is used as the mouthpiece of the city's colorfuldouche bag mayor, Evelio Leonardia, who is renowned for being Bacolod's first mayor to wear a dirty sanchez proudly.
Me: Honey I need more toilet paper.
Chrysee: Here's the Visayan Daily Star, dear!
Me: Thanks!
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(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)
-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.
Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind
-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.
Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!
Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?
If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...
Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
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