jean claude van dam

slang used the same as "dam" or "damn"

"i dont give a jean claude van dam what you do"
"you think i give a jean claude van dam?"

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bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007

"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"

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beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)

My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.

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jean-claude van dam you fine

n. root cowchair: a girl so incredibly hot that you have no choice but to approach her and say "Jean-Claude Van Dam You Fine!" like Will Smith. A step above cowchair in the car.

Guy: "Jean-Claude Van Dam you fine!"
Girl; "Take me!"

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"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches

A series of swear words when 1 isn't enough to describe the anger or fustration ones feels

"God Dam Mothera Fuckin Sonsa Bitches ate all the dounuts!"

Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.

Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

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pizza dam

The solid block of constipation you get after eating a shit ton of pizza.

"Hey Babe you've been in the bathroom a long time..."
"I know, I've got a pizza dam going on right now"