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Rolling Deep
With all the dangers and precarious situations the modern hax0r can find himself in on the streets, the ninties have brought forth the need to "roll deep." The whole rationale behind the concept of rolling deep lies in the age old adage. "Strength in numbers," or something along those lines, although rolling deep by no means requires a large group or backup posse. The term rolling deep stems directly from the world of hardcore hip hop and gangsta rap, and is often used in conjunction with phrases like, "Ya best proteck ya neck," "bakdafukup," or other equally street-smart phrases that manage to incorporate both defensivness and threat. In any case, the implications are easily identifiable and the prmoise of quick retaliation looms in the foreground; rolling deep is a means of letting people know that you are not to be fucked with. The perils of being caught slippin' in this day and age are just too great. I know the value of rolling deep and have integrated it into my daily routine, rolling deep for such mundane tasks as getting a late- night snack from the fridge, buying a new sweater, or making a important phone call home. Hopefully some of the following tips, examples, and observations will acquaint you with the ways of rolling deep as fuck, 'cause it's too dangerous to be caught shallow.
Put on the hardest clothes you can find (consult the latest number one video on Rap City) and practice scowling in the mirror for a few hours. The scowl is on the most integral aspects of rolling deep and must be perfected, although allowances can be made for the Flava-Flav type joker in every roup. Take a deep breath and tell yourself you are hard until you believe it.
Pretend you are in a rap video, running down the street in slow motion or backing up the MC. Visualize yourself as an actual member of a video posse.
Practice the "What the fuck?!" arm gesture (both arms open, palms spread outward) until it becomes an automatic response to any question, especially if from a parent, cop, boss, or teacher.
Grow some sort of "hard" facial hair.
Wear a very unhip pair of sunglasses--not bullshit Oakley or Arnet, but something like cop glasses or oversized mom-style glaasses. Basically anything you can snag out of a lost-and-found-bin will do.
Look around a lot, like you expecting static from any direction.
Cultivate a fake limp or strut and walk extremely slowly.
Refer to people only as "bitches" or "fools." Learn to integrate the following words or phrases into your everyday speech, regardless of their meaning in your life: gat, nine, blast in the face, bitchslap, gangstalean, etc.
You are now ready to assemble the crew and synchronize the eight-step rolling deep program. Usually a larger group will signify a deeper roll, but this is not always the case. Certain people will never attain the ability to roll deep, no matter how much backup they have. Conversely, some motherfuckers roll deep when hanging out on solo tip. Some of the deepest rollers are the strong, silent types who can handles themselves in any situation. Consider the following list of some people who roll deep and some who don't quite make it.
Deep As Fuck:
Wu-Tang, the Warriors (from that old '70s movie), this dude I once saw lounging in a designer sweatsuit and shades, Slayer.
Wading Pool:
Hammer, New Kids On The Block, Blackstreet, any fast food employee or manager, rock star snowboarders, bitch-ass rollerbladers.
Of course those you new to the ways of rolling deep should never try to bust a flex on someone with experience. First things first, you should go in gradually, the way one would enter a pool of freezing water. You should initially roll deep only on inanimate objects such as street signs, a jammed or locked door, or a soda machine that shorted your coin. From that point you should work your way up to blind people or alley cats, but only when you feel comfortable. Progression will naturally lead you to flexin' on old ladies and infants. Get confident, live your lyrics, and work your way up to speed. Eventually you'll be able to walk the streets with pride and conviction that can only come with the knowledge that your are rolling deep.
We roll 6 or 7 deep wherever we go
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someone who is in over their head.
joses in too deep because hes thinking he can accomplish many things with his ex-girlfriend, but he cant because shes a bitch, and jose wont get over it.
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When A guy's penis is super hard and he pounds it into a vagina or anus with a extreme force causing the receiver to scream and moan like hell..
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna get physical in your office?
Chad : Sure but if I give you a Deep Fuck the whole store will hear us!
Kiersten : Who care's I'm horny !
Chad : Ok lets fuck!
Kiersten : UH! UH! UH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh! Oink! Oink !Oink!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : Hey guys what's all the noise do I need to call 911?
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MORONE I'm giving Kiersten a Deep Fuck!
Steve : O Wow Can I Watch!
Chad : Close the door and get lost NOW!
Steve : O Ok I'm sorry!
Kiersten : Deep Fuck me again!
Chad : Oh Baby!
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A way to say that you're in deep shit. Some Korean War vets used the phrase at times.
We're in deep kimchi
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Used to describe a conversation of great emotion (usually, but not exclusively describes a conversation of a sad nature).
Also commonly known as D&M.
I had a Deep & Meaningful with Kathy about her divorce.
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When your booty grows from consistent squatting and deadlifting in the gym effectively giving you a deeper ass crack.
Pick a workout program and join club deep cheeks.
When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.
Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.