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John Denver syndrome is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.
Similar to Sonny Bono disease, but with Muppets.
Did you hear that Winchester died of John Denver syndrome? He drank Bordeaux until his final breath.
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Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.
This does not have to occur in or around Denver.
Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?
Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.
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A man making fun of another man for having the Denver Nuggets on his jeans also known as Drip
My boy got on the Denver nugget jeans
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The act of any sexual position performed in a grave yard/cemetary and being extreamely turned on by it. Preferably while being giving the Rusty Trombone.
and you must be wearing a Denver Bronco's clothing article.
Girl Friend Randomly suggests having sexual intercourse in a graveyard and you coincidently like the denver bronco's and decide that it dont sound like too bad of an idea so you acually perform the Denver Death Kiss
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This requires a condom to work properly and is best done on a girl that you will likely never see again/are not in a relationship with. You must carry out your preferred sex act with a woman, ejaculating in the condom. Save the condom until the girl falls asleep, and then pinch the open end of the condom closed. Hold it over her face and drop individual spots of semen on her face. This is sure to be a nasty surprise when she wakes up.
Jenny: So, the guy I was with last night gave me the Denver Dippin Dots!
Katie: That sucks! That's why you leave after you give someone a quickie!
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Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.
She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.
Stopping at home to smoke in the middle of the day and then returning to work, errands, plans, etc.
Pat had an hour off so he took a Denver Lunch Break and he was pretty useless when he came back.