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Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.

"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."

by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023


Danganronpa Desperate Heart

awesome fanganronpa video series

"Danganronpa Desperate Heart is amazing!"

by Nadine Beloiseau August 16, 2024


COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.

we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.

by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021


Reverse Desperate Housewife

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.

"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"

by durkadurkista November 4, 2013


Desperation Comedy

When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.

He sucks so bad he using that desperation comedy on stage.

by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023


desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places

"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"

by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023


Desperation

When you hump the ground with your tongue lolling out because you need some good dick.

"the absolute desperation"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021