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Any slang from the Detroit Metropolitan area USED BY ALL KIDS
A: you pawtner ya know she's bait right
B: y you using Detroit slang 'round me ya know I don't know it
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0-16 as of 12/28/08. litteraly the WORST football team in history, the WORST record in history, and the ONLY team to lose 16 consecutive games
the detroit lions are up 32-7 with 5 minutes to go!
*leaves the room*
*comes back 4 minutes later*
OH SHIT THE LIONS ARE DOWN 13 POINTS?! WHAT THE FUCK?! (true example)
303👍 146👎
When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.
I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.
65👍 27👎
Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.
That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.
20👍 7👎
Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.
I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.
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Similar to Malaysian Plinko, however in this particularly nasty version of stoma sex, a male participant inserts his penis into a persons Colostomy opening.
Guy: "What on the menu?"
Pro: "Are you a cop? No, well then, Hand Job $20, BJ $50, straight sex $200, or my specialty, Detroit Sidecar $400."
48👍 19👎
Changing across 4 lanes of traffic in one consecutive motion. Usually on the express way or main roads.
I had to do the Detroit Slide to catch my exit.
Do the Detroit Slide and make a Michigan Left.
7👍 1👎