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after doing a woman doggy style, the man holds his dick shut so that the semen doesn't shoot out and when she turns around to look at him he lets go and shoots the semen in her face. lol
she wouldn't shut up so he gave her the tricky dicky! lol
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when you are playing a video game and it cheats. they do cheat.orignally it started from the game trojan on old nintendo im talking 80s yo. when the game would glitch or refuse to let you do what you were supposed to do we called it an I'ma dickies.
Your playing navy seals s.o.c.o.m. and you get killed for no reason. " Aww,. crap im so sick of this game pulling these I'ma dickies."
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Proberly a three year old that got told this was a naughty word so they altered the word into "Dickie"
3 year old boy:Hey my friends Wanna see something cool?
Friends of 3yr oldboy:ok!!
3 year old boy: LOOK AT MY DICKIE!!*Shows his friends his "Dickie"
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a white rapper that has nothing to do with rap and like to talk about his tiny dick
person 1: Yo you heared the new lil dicky song
person 2: who the fuck is lil dicky
person 1: eminem 2.0
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Perhaps the worst rapper of the modern day. Made the worst rap song of the year two years in a row (Freaky Friday in 2018, Earth in 2019). Hopefully he can be euthanized so he can stop talking about his fucking dick all the time.
Lil Dicky: Did you guys know I have a small dick! It's practically the only thing I rap about!
Everyone: What Cleveland is to Machine Gun Kelly, Lil Dicky's small penis is to Lil Dicky.
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When your stomach hangs over like MZZ HOLLY'S.
I tried to eat holly out but I had to lift up her dickie doo!
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When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!
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