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dipshit

The highest level of stupidity achievable by anyone posessing a brain.

Colton decided to steal the girlfriend of another guy and thought the other dude wouldn't find out and be pissed. He is a dipshit.

by devindonigian November 21, 2014


dipshit

A person, typically a CrossFitter who sucks at doing dips.

"Hey bro, what is that noise"?

"Oh, that is just that dipshit CrossFit-Steve grinding his rotator cuff to dust with his kipping pull-ups"

by KawaiiKiwi February 14, 2020


Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.

Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021


alberta dipshits

Dumb retards who have no respect for vehicles or the people they're around.

Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?

Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.

by Donteatthat June 17, 2018


teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.

girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-

by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 18, 2024


Unreliable dipshit

clam

Clam is an unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021


dipshit-diddlyshit

Tiresome and trivial debate involving endless quiddities (I heard an angry Lesbian activist use this at a Gay Activists Alliance meeting in NYC, early 1973, and have enjoyed employing the expression myself since then).

I'm tired of the dipshit-diddlyshit argument!

by Ofanoan January 3, 2018