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folding clothes + washing the dishes
when are you going to join the damn meeting you're taking so long
im folding the dishes bro give me a couple minutes
.... WTF DOES THAT MEAN???
When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.
That key lime pie was amazing - I hit the dish and still wanted more!
A mix bowl is when you have a container where you mix your tobacco and weed.
Yo bro lass the mix dish so i can pack a bong
When a male dog cums on the floor.
Sorry, I have to clean, Rover left a doggie dish on the floor
The phrase refers to female genitalia that is less than sanitary.
johnrocky: i want ur hot smelly dish
the external female genitalia, often referred to as the vulva; the female vaginal entrance; often used when refering to the cleanliness of that organ
You should do the dishes because your butter dish is looking skuzzy.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
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