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Engaging in heterosexual coital sex under water while wearing scuba diving equipment.
Janice and I spent our vacation scruba diving in the islands.
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In search of treasure, you Google your ex and are sucked into a black hole of a tireless hunt through all of social media, emerging hours later with NOTHING BUT HOT GARBAGE and a defeated, lonely heart.
Don’t drink and dumpster dive; you’ll find out they’re either married or terrible and neither will make you feel better.
oral sex. Going down on a female
" I told him if he wanted me to talk into the mic he'd have to dive in the box"
The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.
"That bitch didn't see it coming when I pulled the ol dick and dive on her."
a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road
Check out this awesome lightly stained mattress I found ditch diving behind Walmart
Dave: did you take home that fat girl from McDonald's?
Chubby chaser: ya bro, I even gave her a mcmuff dive.... Twice.
A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.
"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"