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Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022


Domestic Stallion

Noun. A stay at home dad. Particularly in an area known for outdoor recreation.

Person 1: What does Randy do for a living?
Person 2: His wife makes bank so he just takes his kids on hikes and bike rides; he’s a domestic stallion.

by Speedy Anteater June 12, 2024


domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl October 12, 2015


Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.

Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play

by Karlthefug April 17, 2021


Domestic Violence

Simba and wardens civil partnership

I want to call 1800neglect to support my domestic violence

by TillybOTGA August 16, 2022


Domestic Violence

Nancy Murphy

Nancy it’s not domestic violence babe I just forbid you to leave the house while I’m at work, just stay here and don’t even look out the window -Ray

by Wife beater69 March 31, 2022


Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020