donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

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Donkey's Years

Used to describe a very long passing of time.

I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.

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donkey juice

A mix of several different types of alchohol. Gets your super drunk

"man that donkey juice is still hurting my head"

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brass donkey

Identical to a donkey punch, except performed with a roll of quarters or other coins held in the fist (simulating a set of brass knuckles). This provides a much harder impact that is more likely to knock your partner unconscious.

I lost my job at the bank after getting caught using company property to give the branch manager's wife a brass donkey.

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donkey's years

A really long time.

1. oh, I've known her for donkey's years.

2. I've worked her donkey's years and I still don't know how to use the photocopier.

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Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese

Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life

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swamp donkey

A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.

Can not be trusted but always friendly.
Persons tend to be loud (like the braying of a donkey) and starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.

I'm outta here, (person's name) is.nothin but a damn swamp donkey.

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