Drug Dealers Dozen

Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.

Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"

Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"

Long dozen cultural

Long dozen cultural people come from thirteen cultural backgrounds they will use this term to identify themselves since they can't relate to any other terms.

I come from a long dozen cultural background and that's how I choose to identify.

I can't relate to being Bicultural because they come from two cultures.

I can't relate to being Tricultural because they come from three cultures.

I can't relate to being Multicultural because they come from seven cultures.

I can't relate to being Monocultural because they come from one culture.

I can't relate to being Quadcultural because they come from four cultures.

I can't relate to being Octocultural because they come from eight cultures.

I can't relate to being intracultural because that's communication between people of the same culture.

I can't relate to being Bi-monocultural because that's people who come from two cultures but they only look like one.

I can't relate to Griffiecultural because they come from one monocultural parent and one bicultural parent.

I can't relate to intercultural people because that involves different cultures in a relationship or marriage.

I can't relate to Culturecist people because they show hatred towards other cultures or a single culture and they don't want different cultures merging with their culture.

lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

dirty half dozen

When you put 6 eggs in a vagina and you put your penis and crack all the eggs so your penis comes out yellow

I saw your girl in the club so I took her home and gave her a nice dirty half dozen

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two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

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Dirty Third of a Dozen

Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.

"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.

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Bakers Two Dozen

The term used when 12 men (6 black, 3 white, 2 Mexican, and 1 Asian) go in to the “showers of auschwitz” to try and dig up corpses of deceased Jews with the intention of ferociously raping each body. Traditionally some of these men will be transgender but not all.

“Wanna get some of the boys to go to Germany and do the bakers two dozen, we can bring sporks.”

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