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A furry purple dentist wanted on six continents for murder, pedophilia, molestation, exhibitionism, kidnapping, possession of marijuana and other illicit substances, possession of child pornography, racial discrimination, abuse of animals, theft of a valuable artifact (a rocket) from the Smithsonian Museum, theft of a bicycle, piloting a hot-air balloon without a lisence, and illegaly practicing dentistry. Known to go by the aliases of Anthromorphic Surgeon and Professor Lepus. Last seen visiting a soapland with Mama Luigi.
Dr. Rabbit: And now, let's have buttsex!
Asian kid: Huh?
Dr. Rabbit: It's okay, everyone! Everybody has sex with children!
North American kid: Really??!
Dr. Rabbit: Yes! (turns off light) Oh, baby! Oh, baby!
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As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth.
gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.
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The doctors who simply prescibe medicines instead of finding the real ailment.
The Dr. Feelgoods gave me a handful of prescriptions today..
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A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.
A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"
Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.
In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.
Only word in their vocabulary is um
“What we doing today dr sheldon”
“Um”
Super villain from the Marvel Universe. Arch enemy of the Fantastic 4, leader of the fictional country of Latveria, and a personal favorite character of creator Stan Lee. Uses his knowledge of science and magic to carry out his evil schemes.
Person 1: Hey, remember Dr. Doom?
Person 2: Yeah, they really screwed him over in the 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. What super villain is defeated by water other than the Wicked Witch of the West?
Person 1: You think that's bad, remember in the comics when he got defeated by squirrels?
Person 2: Yeah, he just can't get a break.