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A dragon dildo is a dildo resembling a dragon's penis.
I just ordered a bunch of dragon dildos.
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taking one's vehicle and throwing it into an out of control situation, letting the tires slide and squeal
He attempted to unleash dragon secrets, but ended up stuck on the side of the road.
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A small, domesticated creature that flies around the cave that it inhabits. Many varieties exist of different shapes, colors, attitudes. These creatures exhibit great bursts of energy for short periods of time but spend the majority of their time hidden away, resting. In many cultures the fur dragon is more commonly referred to as the domestic house cat.
Friend 1: Dude, what just ran into the room and across the back of the couch?
Friend 2: Oh, that was just a fur dragon.
Friend 1: A fur dragon?
Friend 2: Yeah, you know, a cat... they fly around like furry little dragons.
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Awe, shit, I just went into that porta-potty and some jerk left a humongus butt dragon right next to the seat.
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Dragon Rider(s) appear in Christopher Paolini's series of fantasy novels, the Inheritance Cycle.
Dragon Riders are humans or elves chosen by unhatched dragons as their Rider, forming an immensely powerful and unbreakable mental bond between the dragon and their human/elf. Often, they communicate telepathically between each other and as their bond grows stronger with time, their souls and minds become so synchronised they are almost a single being - thinking and acting in accordance to the other's thoughts.
This bond with their dragons resulted in Riders to gain the ability to use magic. This is done by uttering several words of an 'ancient language', and using one's energy to feed the magic's power.
In the book series, the main character (Eragon) and the main antagonist (King Galbatorix) are the only remaining Dragon Riders (to tell you anymore would mean spoilers).
Eragon is the only remaining Dragon Rider alive to defeat King Galbatorix.
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To blow ones load into another persons mouth, thus creating pleasurable gooey-ness leaking from said persons nostrils
My nose is still stinging after that gooey dragon last night
when a man masturbates during a Lord of the Rings movie
"Dude, last night I was Grabbing the Dragon when Frodo got the ring!"