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To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.
Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."
Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."
Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"
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pulling back what should be your intact hand after mistakenly reaching for some item you counted on as belonging to you. Most often a trick in the card game of Euchre. The actual owner of the trick having severed all or part of your hand up to, but not including the elbow. The dismemberment/amputation could occur in any of a variety of gruesome manner-- meat cleaver amputations are quickest and most successful but other more lengthy and painful mutilations might include, but not limited to, chainsaws, electric OR manual meat grinders, strait razors, butcher knives, cinder blocks, sledge hammers, boot heels, barbeque forks etc.
Juan forgot that spades was trump so when he tried to collect the trick with his ace of clubs I ground his hand from his wrist with my Black and Decker belt sander leaving only denuted bone and scraps of soft tissue in its place causing him to draw back a bloody stump.
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December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James
Hey It's National Draw James Day!
Originally started from a tweet of a man who posted a selfie on twitter and another user responded stating "U look easy to draw". OP responded by saying "Try" and the other user responded promptly with a simple yet accurate drawing of the man's selfie. It has since become a meme. With people now using the phrase to someone who has no facial features that stand out/ simple features or as an insult when they find someone ugly.
*user posts selfie or video of themselves that general audience does not find attractive* comment section can consists of comments like: "u look easy to draw" & "you look easy to draw" - usually as an insult.
or someone can quite literally look easy to draw
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Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with “draw them giving birth”
Person 1: give me some request that I can draw
Person 2: draw the “character” giving birth
Person 1: No-
Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth
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A Marijuana - consuming game following the rules of an ordinary round of "indian", "killer" or basically the game in which the joint is passed around in a circle, and each "player" must hold in the smoke until their next turn, or they get called a pussy or other such insults. The only difference in Three Draw Fuck Up is that instead of taking one draw and holding until next turn, three draws are taken. Pretty self explantory, really.
"Hey guys, fancy a game of Three Draw Fuck Up?"
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when running water commands your body to pee
i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw
me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
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