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the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy
I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.
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A object or activity that one uses to avoid the temptations of marijuana. Frequently used by the Truth people to get kids to stop smoking blunts.
|M|A|R|I||J|U|A|N|A| my anti-drug.
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A person who has never taken, or tried illegal drugs before. Thus, making them a virgin to drugs.
Stoner1: We should totally smoke with mike sometime.
Stoner2: Fuck him, he's a drug virgin.
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1) Taking mind altering substances right before a wordy exam that requires you to express an opinion - such as philosophy or english literature, enhancing your ability to plumb the depths of the mind and/or lowering your inhibitions enough to say what you really think, whilst either enhancing or diminishing your ability to actually write it down.
2) Letting your mate be the first to sample the latest batch of drugs you have acquired, by pretending that you have all already taken some and the effects are really good, whereas in fact you suspect you have just been sold half a kilo of caustic soda.
3) A test performed by people in authority who are too scared to take drugs, in order to see if any of their employees are actually any fun outside of work.
1) I can't believe I got an A in religious studies, I scored some bud an hour before the exam and had a sly toke to keep me calm but it just made me so much more able to refute things eloquently.
2) Dave! Long time no see, fancy a line? This is great stuff man I've been on it for weeks.
3) "All employees will have a drug test on Monday"
"Um, I'm the regional manager, have never had a bad review, got promoted twice last year and brought in 6 new accounts this month already. And I take drugs. My team are the most useless bunch of monkeys who ever came down from the trees and none of them take drugs. What exactly is the point of this test?"
"All employees will have a drug test on Monday"
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The unexpected ability of an American to convert easily between grams and ounces. Often derived from college experiences dividing marijuana and other substances.
We needed to know how many grams were in 2 ounces of sugar. Thankfully my <i>drug math</i> skills kicked in and told me it was 28.5 grams x 2. Now if only I knew drug arithmetic.
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Supplier of drugs
dope head
dealer
What up drugs bunny? Got any weed?
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The situation one finds himself in when the stock of controlled substances runs out.
If not remedied, the situation may lead to intense irritation, boredom, or withdrawal symptoms.
"Why are you always so fucked up? I think you have a drug problem."
"No I don't, I've still got plenty left."
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