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When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and then piss in her face. Blame it on being drunk.
I wanted this chick to leave so I pulled a drunken fire fighter on her
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If you are out drinking, the overnight bag you keep in your car in case you spend the night at somebody's house. Guys refer to this as a gym bag
In addition to a fresh change of clothes, a good drunken slut bag also has Visine eyedrops, aspirin, and a great mouthwash.
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When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.
Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."
Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."
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1.THE MOST FREAKEN AWESOME PET IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
2.commen ants that have possibly cunsummed to much beer, most likely left behind by kick ass party goers.
"omg! look at the drunken ants! they cant even walk in a straight line!!!"
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here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.
What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?
A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)
It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)
That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.
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Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.
May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"
Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."
DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
Some one who drinks far too much daily and creeps on girls on Facebook
Gary drank 2 bottles of whiskey on his own and was looking at Sams holiday photos - what a drunken Facebook creep