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When you're having sex and you've ejaculated so many times that nothing more will come out.
After meeting your mom, we had so much sex that I was driving dry.
Having penetrative sex with a girl not yet wet due to lack of foreplay or lack of interest on her part... Or she's old.
Man 1: Oh man, my dick hurts so much right now!
Man 2: Why Dude?
Man 1: It's red raw because I had to start Dry Dunking Sandra last night. I couldn't be bothered to get her going.
Man 2: That's so selfish!
Man 1: I don't care, I came after 4 minutes anyway.
Sexual penetration of the anus with a finger, hand, fist, penis or a sexual aid, such as a butt plug, dildo or vibrator, completely dry and without any lubricant whatsoever.
Rachel squirmed like hell last night when I dry plugged that ass.
Gagging on the edge of puking without actual vomit.
Accompanied by a disgusting sound.
Did you see Pacey Tracey stick her fingers down her throat so she would dry heave? How do you not know how to burp at 24
A person who owes money to someone(usually for drugs) and takes too long to pay them back.
This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.
Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!
This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!
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This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.
Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.
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When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
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