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A seller who sells something he doesn't have. Usually someone who plans to by locally with the buyers money and make a profit. Either the final bid is lower than the local cost, or the merchandise isn't available . Asking for a shipping date usually results in insults or threats but no shipping date.
Getting what I paid for from that ebay ball dropper was like pulling teeth.
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The place to buy and sell all the nice little toys and goodies that the government thinks you should do without. May not be the most inexpensive stuff you've ever bought, but where else are you gonna get it?
"Watch your step, my backyard is mined."
-"Where the hell did you get land mines?"
"Black Market Ebay, where else?"
-"Ah, i ordered some grenades and cuban cigars, but they havent come in yet."
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A title like assistant executive management trainee , sounds impressive but doesn't mean shit. EBay power seller sounds more impressive than eBay power scam-er, or eBay power rip off.
The guy that scammed me was an eBay power seller.
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The act of fooling an ebay sniper by being ready with your own bid, ready and set with your mouse right on 'bid'. As soon as the sniper bids, you bid right after and fool them. They will most likely get pissed and proceed to bash their face on the keyboard.
I'm ready for the ebay snipers. I've got my bid already created, all I have to do is click the button to place it. *Sniper attacks 2 seconds before the end of the auction* I click the bid button a second before the end, fooling the sniper. Oh yeah, eBay Counter Snipe!!
Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"
When a buyer makes a purchase, but takes days to make a payment.
You bought an item from me 5 days ago, but still havenβt paid yet - youβre giving me eBay blue balls!
An expression used to describe something really cheap. It doesn't necessarily have to be 5 dollars or on eBay, but it generally means cheap.
Person 1: Check it out!
Person 2: Cool! Did it cost much?
Person 1: It was like, 5 bucks on eBay
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low life loser who spend most of the day finding garbage that some other loser somewhere in the world is willing to pay for. The lowest of all sales people because they do not need to show face and can get away with the term selling as is.
ebay power seller sells faces in your toast, brittany spears honeymoon underwear, dorito chips resembling popes hat and other bizzare items.
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