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What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.
We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.
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Savannah and Elvis are so cute
Elvis: Were just freinds
Elvis is the hottest guy you know, you want home to call you for a midnight booty call. You sit there waiting for a text from him but then you realise your not getting one, you realise every conversation you had with Him you started and you get super jealous when you se he is following other girls but you still want home to pick you up and kiss you. Ahhhh he’s just so dreamy
Ooo Elvis hick is so fucking hit
Taking a shit and end up dieing in the process or taking a big shit.
It means hugely popular things are hugely popular for a reason.
"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.
Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!