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Go Make Elvis Dance

Here's 50 cents, now go make Elvis dance.

by Brand-o April 26, 2005

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What the security detail says to each other over the radio when the honorable senator from South Carolina leaves the airplane and gets into a hmmwv (hummer) for his 97th birthday present from the army, a tour of Ft. Bragg.

We were iritated with Strom Thurmond for living so long, but when we heard that he left the plane it was funny and it made our day, even though we were freezing our assets off.

by G.I. Joe January 10, 2005

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elvis sideburns

Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.

Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.

Or

Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.

by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017