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Some ROBLOX group who apparently likes putting out fires and healing PBST. Not much else to know about them.
Sidenote: If you see a PET and a reactor core is above 3000 degrees, R̵̢͉̗̭̦̯͖͖̗͚̊͑̈̈̋̋̈́̊͂͆̕͜͝ͅ ̵̨̭̻̦͕̰̙̱̻͕͈̼͒̔̂̎̕̚͝Ų̵̘͉̗͔͍͂̍̾̔̓̀͊̍̂̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̰͖̯́̂͛̂̈͝Ñ̴̢͔̫͍̮̲͋͊̍͂
"Hey you heard about the Pinewood Emergency Team? I heard they are really cool!"
TMS: *intense sobbing*
Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.
After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;
"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"
Or in a more formal situation;
"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
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The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.
"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.
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That fucking bullshit that wakes you the fuck up while having a good nights sleep. It fucking ruins your day and you never turn on the TV ever again.
Person wakes up: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE
Fucking Emergency Alert System: BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Nip Nip Emergence (n)
Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
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Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.
Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.
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A "girl emergency" is a declaration that may suspend some normal functions of the lady in question, alert those coming in contact with said girl to change their normal behaviours, or order agencies to implement emergency preparedness plans.
It can also be used as a rationale for refusing to take the girl in question seriously, even if she guarantees she is behaving rationally. Such declarations usually come during a time of natural or man-made disaster (for example: crushes), or following a declaration of girl-war.
Related: menstrual cycle.
Friend: GIRL EMERGENCY. That'll be the name of the young adult novel written about your life.
me: is this some sort of urban dictionary term of which i'm not aware? Because it probably means pregnancy.
Friend: nope. Not that I know of, anyways. Just the whole: BLUSHING AROUND GUYS! AND MY CLOTHES ARE ALLLL WROOOONG
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