Biomedical Engineer

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.

"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."

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Engineer desk

The state of having incredible amounts of seemingly unrelated technical items on a desk, out of which only the owner can make sense. Such items usually include circuit boards, drafting diagrams, mechanical devices, power cords, and half-empty cans of soda.

"Christ, I'm so disorganized. I'm suffering from a severe case of engineer desk."

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Engine Hoist

Equipment designed to test the tensile strength of anything you have forgotten to disconnect in the engine bay

Damn, that Engine Hoist made quick work of the O2 sensor wire!

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nuclear engineering

A type of engineering that's ridiculously hard for most people.

Hey, What's your major?
-Nuclear Engineering.
Wow, really? Then you must be really smart.

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Sex Engineering

Verb-The making a sex style.

A person who created a style/move is a sex engineer

(ex: of Sex Engineering)

boyfriend:"look at those dogs fucking!"
girlfriend:"that's hot!"
boyfriend:"let's do that and call it doggie style!"

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engineering failure

1) something designed by an engineer that fails to complete its purpose of existence.
2) somebody who is studying engineering in post-secondary school and failing a lot of courses

in relation to def 1)
Jenn: my favorite type of chewy candy is green apple
Chris: you are an engineering failure
Jenn: i agree

in relation to def 2)
Jason: i failed my test
Chris: me too
Together: we're engineering failures =C
/wrist

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Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

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