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Envious of a man with a mopar, owning a chevy or ford, and being jealous cuz of the realization that there vehicle is a pos
the guys in the chevy had mopar envy when we drove by in our big blue dodge and they were stuck in the mud.
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When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.
"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.
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When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.
Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"
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Hating on the legendary Charlie Sheen, Being envious or jealous of someones Rock star lifestyle .
Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"
Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"
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When a man is envious of a woman's possession of a vagina; The opposite of penis envy
John just wanted to know what it felt like to have a vagina. He had vagina envy.
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Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
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when you want to be the8 from SEVENTEEN so much that u cry about it every day.
“Damn, look at The8, i want to be him so bad”
“Ikr, biggest gender envy ever !!”
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