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She is incredibly talented, smart and pretty (but doesn’t realize it) Not to mention how athletic she is! She has many friends that are guys and doesn’t realize it when they start to gain a crush on her. If your a guy and she makes an attempt or puts effort into talking to you or helping you don’t take her for granted!
Boy 1: *gets a text message*
Boy 2: Who is that?
Boy 1: It’s Erin!
Boy 2: This is your chance!
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Dumb as shit. Is an egg. Funny af. And has strange friends
"you know Erin, yeh she's so dumb!"
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An ugly fucker
This kids a proper furry yeno
Goes dead scouse when she's angry n will hit you wi her hockey stick
Pulls major birds even tho she's not gay and by birds I mean birds so she's a top shagger
10/10 would buy her new copic pens
'did you see Erin today?'
'oh yeah I saw her by maths-she's in set 4 cos she's dumb as fuck'
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Erin is the most complex person you'll meet. She reads, all the time. She thinks she is pretty smart because of that. But she's really average. She's insecure and awkward but very caring. You'll fall in love with her if you talk to her, and she won't even know it unless you tell her. She can be oblivious in an innocent and sweet way, and gets impatient when she doesn't understand something. Erin must be protected.
"You should totally confess to Erin"
"Man I can't"
"Then you'll lose her".
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Someone who has a Micro Penis or mental disability
That poor kid turned out to be an Erin
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Found all over the world, Erins are mysterious creatures that spontaneously spawn whenever they are not required (all the time.) They are very strange organisms that like being hypocritical, hyperactive and hyperbitchy. The Eradicate Erin Act was established in 2005, meaning all Erins must be exterminated on sight. This can be achieved by simply brandishing an image of an average individual, as Erins tend to be (morbidly) obese with slug eyebrows. This sight will render them permanently paralyzed and then they will implode, scattered rainbow ponies that spit venom (symbolic of their seemingly innocence- but repulsive- appearance combined with their bitchy nature.) Please approach this... thing with caution. See also: Satan Hippo
*All is quiet and calm in an Australian classroom. Everyone is chattering animatedly, enjoying the sunny day whilst doing their work.*
*Erin spontaneously spawns. Does a demonic scream.* "DON'T LET THE HATERS GET YOU DOWN, EVEN THOUGH I AM A HATER MYSELF! Trips up and faceplants.*
Class *Le gasp*- "ARRRRRGH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Teacher- "DON'T WORRY! *Waves image of normal-looking girl, the type Erins would brand as "slutty"
ERIN: *ARRRRRRRRGH!" Implodes with a farting noise.
CLASS: "APART FROM THE UNICORNS ATTACKING US, WE'RE FREE! YES!" *High Fives all round*
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