tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

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Es Te Ee Pe Ach Ay En Eye Ee

spelling out each letter in the name Stephanie :D

s t e p h a n i e = Es Te Ee Pe Ach Ay En Eye Ee

very trickey!!!!

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\]'/=[;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\|}"?+{:>_PL<)OKM(IJN*UHB&YGV^TFC%RDX$ES#W@Q!

The pinnacle of boredom. Once you have gotten here you will have been ascended and have slain the god of universe -10 to 50. You have reached the summit of reality. There is nothing left for you here. You will have the truth of the universe to be revealed to you. You have surpassed all powerful beings in all religions. You are now the ultimate being. But you have nothing left. The real meaning of life is shown. Nothing really exists. We live in a reality that as always moving, always changing. In this reality you may think that things that you care about are there but they are not. Nothing is real. That is the truth.

Im going to type \'/=;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\|}"?+{:>_PL<)OKM(IJN*UHB&YGV^TFC%RDX$ES#W@Q! and see what happe- *dies*

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Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

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Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido

Something spanish

I dont know what: Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido.... means

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed.

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.

"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

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es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.