ariana grande's 7th studio album
person 1: eternal sunshine drops march 8th
person 2: yes, and?
...Who the fuck is this?
“Hey, have you heard of Shaz? He’s in the one Discord.”
-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”
“The Sav pack, obviously.”
-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”
“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”
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When Your in the ER & get triaged and it takes for ever to get a bed
i was in eternal triage today
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1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.
2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected
An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.