French Exit

Sexual term when you're licking your partner's asshole and they fart on your tongue.

So this guy was eating my asshole out, and I totally french exited him.

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Standardized Exit Exam

A test that some states require high school students to pass before graduation. The test is uniform and usually measures knowledge in areas such as math, science, reading, and writing.

Donnie: Hey man, did you pass your standardized exit exams?
Ruhshawn: Nahhh those things be tough.

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two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

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jeremy-makes-an-exit

a horrible blog run by a dumb loser cowboy

dude: you know the blog jeremy-makes-an-exit on tumblr?

cowboy: you mean that blog run by a loser named jake?

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French Exit

You start off by having oral sex and somehow come out of her ass

Jeremy killed his girlfriend by blowing her ass out with the French Exit.

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italian exit

When one storms out of a bar or event angrily.

Antonym: Irish exit

Giuliana made an Italian Exit, exclaiming "that's it I'm done - I'm leaving" and left the bar abruptly on her own birthday, saying goodbye to no one.

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exit stage left

what you say to someone when you want him/her to get out of your sight.

get out of my face, you Wap. exit, stage left.

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