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There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!
When you have to cum but you hold it in until your testicals explode.
"I think I have to cum."
"Don't hold it in or you might have an elemental explosion."
"I'll hold it in."
THE EASIEST WAY TO BREAK YOUR HYMEN, WARNING: RESULTS IN MORE BLOOD, YOU MUST FUCK THEM SIDE WAYS.
AMAZING MUSIC,
"DUDE I TOTALY USED EXPLOSION ROBINSON ON HER"
"YO I TOTALY TORE THAT GIRL LIKE AN EXPLOSION ROBINSON"
"the Nintendo 3 DS is like an EXPLOSION ROBINSON in your pocket.
When your penis randomly explodes.
Yo, man. I think I have a bad case of weiner explosion coming on.
That sucks dude.
When you get a very sudden boner
When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.
A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.
"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.
Slang term for ejaculation or orgasm.
The sound of the couples' simultaneous joy explosions woke everyone in the neighboring motel rooms.