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A site that makes you feel like shit about being single
::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
a place where you can stroke your ego,and before you realize the truth you have got a jizz on your face...
dude last night i was on facebook and i t was so orgasmic.
Currently the world's most devastating variant of addiction, a.k.a society's worst nightmare.
This is what we mean by why "facebook" has changed the "face" of the earth.
person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
Something people waste time on, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life
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A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.