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At the moment just after the Male Species is climaxing,the female or male yells out..."EW RIGHT IN MY FACE"
"So there I was just me and her. Shes jerkin my girkin when all of the sudden i let lose and hear...."ewww right on my face"right there...i knew i had "facial recognition"
Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.
''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''
While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.
Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.
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Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."
I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.
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1)Ugly
2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.
3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly
"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"
"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"
that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly
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When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.
LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.
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When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.
"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"
Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.
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