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The sexual act of emptying ones sac or jit-bag into their partners face.
To ejaculate into the face.
When he was ready to blow his wad, Johnny climbed up on her chest and gave her a nice Phisoderm Facial.
Used to describe facial hair; normally beards.
''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.''
While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.
Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.
Going down on a woman who's on her period. Also known as a "Rusty Taco."
I didn't know my girlfriend was on the rag, and went I down I her, I ended up with a vampire facial.
When a women who is on her period squirts on someones face and blood also comes out.
"Britney is really into Bloodsports, last night she gave her boyfriend a strawberry facial"
Inspired by Felicia Day on her Flog! Whilst cooking a Strawberry dish her friend Robin remarked that it could be used as a Strawberry facial, then Felicia said "That sounds bad, I think that's in Urban Dictionary somewhere" Well now it is.
When you're about to call someone on video chat and you wait till the moment it opens to cum directly onto the webcam, blinding their vision.
So I gave Fred a call the other day on Skype, only to get blocked by facial recognition.
When a dude performs oral sex on a woman, not knowing that she's on the rag.
LaShondra don't ever know when her period gonna start til she give a cranberry facial to a john.