amicable fatigue

Recognised medical condition arising from a period of prolonged cohabitation with a recently exed spouse or domestic partner, whereby hitherto amicable separations risk lurching into loathing and recriminations due to sudden lack of shared interests and/or future aspirations, see also ex stress.

Why's Dave being such a douche at work?

Oh, he was diagnosed with amicable fatigue - give him ten days and then go for a beer with him.

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Database Fatigue

Exhaustion related to the monotony and tediousness of working with or designing database applications. Side effects include sleepiness, boredom, numb legs, eye strain, and dislike of Keanu Reeves movies where computers seem interesting.

Ashley went home early after a long day of programming due to Database Fatigue.

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merger fatigue

From a company merger, a disease known as “merger fatigue” occurs when an employee (which epidemic quickly spreads to others) of the “mergered” company will lose their job at some unscheduled yet certain time in the near future causing disorientation with this lengthy process. As the Trojan horse is rolled in, sharks circle the dead carcass limp in the deep waters of the corporate world for a feeding frenzy; weariness of an employee due to the diminution and irritability of the fact that one’s once prominent work has been diminished to the repetitive conditions of detailing so other’s may receive credit and take over that work.

Sometimes companies move too slowly because of “merger fatigue”, where employees tire of the rigors of concentrated focus and continuous effort. That, in turn, slows movement and progress, and what should take one or two months to accomplish ends up taking a year.

How does this work? I would have never thought of this – something so complicated yet made so simple. We need to have this, can you show us all you know? Policy dictates we comply; yet “merger fatigue” blames the CEO of selling us out for millions in several years of large bonuses and salaries, and a position on the Board of Directors of the purchasing company, while company employees get severance pay only if they stay to complete the company dismantlement and absorption, and providing cooperation with the other company’s employees to complete this task. - Thinking: Corporate America Nowadays, Corporate Greed, Golden Parachute, Who's the Last One To Turn Out The Lights?!?

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Chronic Fatigue

A very rare disease found in 4 of 1000 adults, and an even smaller margine in adolescents. This illness is developed in very non-active persons who usually are afraid of the world around them. The disease was discovered by Dr. Adam Tack (1992-2007). He was the very first human to develop this illness. There is no treatment. Whoever is diagnosed with this illness will be given a time frame of 5-12 months to live. Side effects include having no friends, being fat, being gay, and going to a catholic school to do crystal meth in the bathrooms. God rest the sole of anyone diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue.

Adam Tack thinks he has Chronic Fatigue.

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canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

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battle fatigue

the feeling of exhaustion yet accomplishment after taking a poop that left you stranded on the toilet for half an hour

Wife: Honey? Why were you in the bathroom so long?

Husband: I was paralyzed on the toilet from battle fatigue.
war face

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Gang Lifestyle Fatigue

When you've been 'bustin caps' and 'hoo ridin' for months only to realize that the gang lifestyle isn't going to lead anywhere but the cemetery or the state penitentiary. This sudden and strong desire to turn one's life around is known as 'Gang Lifestyle Fatigue' of GLF. GLF usually manifests itself when a gangster finds himself in custody facing 25 to life.

Antoine: Dis gangsta muthafucka sPRAYd dem krip bitchez wit my deuce. Ima rot-gut.

Trey: Yes but don't you think upon further reflection that shooting unknown strangers simply for wearing blue is uncivilized and will lead to the ultimate breakdown of society?

Antoine: Damn nigga u tryin to giv me Gang Lifestyle Fatigue?