A fecal rocket the name for a person who has the intestinal flu, upset stomach, or a digestive track problem that is causing severe diarrhea. The person has become a βfecal rocketβ on the toilet.
Alan called in sick today. He said he was a "fecal rocket"
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A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water
Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.
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An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force
Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.
Sally: Really Billy, what's that?
Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.
Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.
Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!
Sally: Damn right!
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(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock
Guy #1: What smells?
Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled
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One who fucks off a lot, or is fucking off at the time.
One who throws shit, similar to a monkey.
Used offten to harass friends.
"Get in the truck you fuckin' fecal flinger"
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The complete exhaustion of cleaning your home of animal fecal matter.
My wife ran over the puppy because she was suffering from fecal fatigue.
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