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Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.
If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.
So far this fever is incurable.
20,000 girls show up to Justin Bieber's concert screaming at the top of their lungs and FREAKING OUT. They've got Bieber Fever.
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When a Chinese person is attracted to black people. Similar to yellow fever or jungle fever.
Oolong means black dragon in Chinese. (ex: Oolong tea)
My friend Victor is Chinese and he loves black girls. He got that oolong fever
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When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.
Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."
Carol: "But we're lesbians!"
Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."
Carol: "But why?"
Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."
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An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
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Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.
Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."
Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."
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The act of staying home pretending to be sick to avoid school, work, social events etc. in order to play Call of Duty.
Ryan: "yo ant, you goin to that rager friday night?"
Anthony: "nah man, i got a bad case of CoD fever"
Ryan: "go outside"
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The complete lack of willingness to do or put effort into anything towards the end of the school year. An ailment especially intensified for seniors finishing high school.
Sounds like senior fever finally got to you.
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