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Dealing with a series of workplace emergencies on a top-priority basis, so that little scheduled work is done.
The Accounting computers got a virus this morning, and I've wasted all day fighting fires.
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The fighting 69 is when you and your partner both take a shot of sriracha sauce and then go down on each other, the first one to tag out has to do dishes, or some other unwanted household chore.
Husband: "How about we go for the fighting 69 to see who has to vacuum the house."
Wife: "I think I would rather just vacuum the house."
The "fighting starfish" is when one individual rubs their anus against the anus of a second (consenting) individual. It is similiar to the act of "scissoring"- which typically occurs between two vaginas. The "fighting starfish" is more inclusive than scissoring because anyone can participate so long as they have an anus.
Person 1: "What did you do on your date last night?"
Person 2: "Well, Stan and I tried out the fighting starfish..."
Person 1: "Whats that?"
Person 2: "It is when two consenting adults rub their anuses together. It is like scissoring, but more inclusive."
Person 1: "Oh, that sounds like fun."
A fight involving 2 people trying to burn each other only with cigarretes.
Kevin"why do they have so many burns?"juan"they just had a cigarette fight"
The act of a group of people fill balloons up with cum and throw them at each other
Fight or flight is the physical reaction of an organism to a perceived threat within the environment. It is an inherent trait found in all animals (including humans) that ultimately promotes the survival of a species (via natural selection).
When the fight or flight response is activated, the cardiorespiratory system is given immediate emphasis while the digestive system takes a step back, thus why one loses appetite during a stressful event. Generally, the organism's body gets prepared to either deal with the threat or flee away from it.
Fight or flight response makes up the first stage of the general adaptation syndrome.
When the tiger pounced on the gazelle, the gazelle's fight or flight response kicked in and is what enabled the gazelle to flee from the tiger in a swift and nimble manner.
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In which Men think that girls are hanging around in their bras and panties and start throwing pillows at eachother progressivly getting more violent until bras rip off and turns in to wrestling on the ground in mud. Though how the females end up outside in the dirt no one is quite sure it does seem to happen.
Women know that this is most definatly not how it goes but we like to let guys think it does anyway. Whenever they aren't looking.
Bob: Hey Joe, Tammy is having a sleepover tonight wanna go sneak over and see if they have a pilow fight?
Joe: Oh man yea!! those are so hot!!
Tammy: oh yea you should've seen the pillow fight we had over at Callies 2 weeks ago...that was hot
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