vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

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Work on the Penske File

To slack off/do nothing at work, under the guise of being very busy. First used in an episode of the American television show “Seinfeld”.

I took a nap at the office yesterday while my boss though I was working, since I decided to Work on the Penske File.

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og file

lubing up two fingers and inserting them in your arse (or somebody elses) for pleasure.

You og filed my nan you dirty bastard

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passport file

What really bored government clerks look at in their free time; what really bored reporters write about in their free time; what politicians denounce where there aren't real issues.

I don't get it. If the only thing in a passport file is a copy of your application, how can this be the result of a great right/left wing conspiracy?

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file taxes

(n.) To beat up or assault someone who's indebted to a beating.

To 'file taxes' is to seek revenge from a previous situation or issue. Although the phrase can be used to describe a simple assault, it's more effective if used to replace the phrase, "I owe someone a fight."

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file under b

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.

"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."

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porn filing cabinet

much like a pornfolio, but a porn filing cabinet requires at least 10 Giga bytes of porn

my brother has an entire porn filing cabinet on his computer, it is taking up his entire hard drive

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